the sentiment there follows me straight to my bed through the night.
You shine so bright it’s insane you put the sun, to shame.
when sex scenes come on tv and your parents ask you what you’re watching. Like why can’t you just fucking ignore it instead of making it really awkward for the rest of everyones life.
I seriously need to hit up the comic book store like rn
why is bob marley not my dad
- Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
- Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
You don’t have the rope to pull yourself together now
I tripped and flipped over my incent palate and flew ashes all over my room.
- me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end